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OMG! Have you seen the headlines!?
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patricia b
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 Posted: Tue Dec 29th, 2009 06:34 am
MONETARY SYSTEM HAS BECOME OBSOLETE!

People everywhere discover that they can "Ask, Believe, and Receive"!!!

 Currency exchange is no longer needed!

     

Crystal1515
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 Posted: Tue Dec 29th, 2009 07:25 am
relief wrote: Todays news:

...

Shane Watson scores 100!





Below is an actual news headline from today.


Watson brings up maiden Test ton off dropped catch
Shane Watson scored his 100 after having a catch dropped when he was on 99!

Ask and it is given baby!!!!!!! ::woohoo


Maureen
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 Posted: Tue Dec 29th, 2009 07:32 am
The Abeforum.com and its members, once known to be the largest collection of weirdoes and nutters in the world, and were said to exist solely on a diet of fun, joy and love apparently are now the most advanced leading edge humans on the planet earth today.  They are the most highly sot after people by scientists, governments, the medical community and teaching institutions all around the globe for their knowledge.

But they are known to be very elusive and hard to find.  It appears, our sources tell us,  they are all off busy creating buckets of fun and adventure and joy and laughter.

Apparently you have to be doing something called  “vibrating in their vicinity ” to even catch a glimpse of one.  Their common slogan is “Life is supposed to be Fun”  and they like doing something called “Yahoooooing down the Canyons of Life.”

It seems their most favorite place of all to visit is somewhere called The Vortex.  We can’t exactly tell you where this is located but we can tell you that you have to climb up and scale it to reach it.  And something else that is odd about it is that you can “pop” into this place but it can “spit” you out whenever it wants too.  We are not too sure of the mechanics of how this all works but we are continuing our ongoing investigation of what they call “the process” of all of this.

They are known to carry in their possession a bottle of pills and the label reads “Allow Pills”.  We have not yet found the pharmaceutical company that makes and distributes these yet. 

They seem to have quite a fondness for water as they frequently go on something called Abraham Cruises ( we cannot locate this cruise company yet) and they appear to like to paddle down stream a lot and then let go of their oars.

They like doing the step 1 step 2 step 3 dance but we have yet to see this in action or learn what kind of music you do this dance to.  But they seem to like active dominate vibes which would suggest rather lively music.

When they travel down the highways they like to watch out for something called “The Monster Bus”.   They seem to like to pet cats a lot too.  They like to spend a lot of time “milking”, so we can assume a lot of them are farmers.  And we think a lot of them are bakers too, as they are often heard to say “my pie or not my pie”.

If anyone has a sighting of  an AbeForum Member would you please call this paper and tell us your story.  We would appreciate your help and will publish your story.


serenity2000
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 Posted: Tue Dec 29th, 2009 07:49 am

Brilliant, Maureen!  Thanks for the guffaw!  ::LOL

jonh21
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 Posted: Tue Dec 29th, 2009 08:31 am
::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL
Maureen !

::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL

Richann
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 Posted: Tue Dec 29th, 2009 08:56 am
Oh My Goddess Maureen you are in the Vortex FUNNY! ::TU I LOVE IT.

RICHann

Chariot
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 Posted: Tue Dec 29th, 2009 02:21 pm
Steve learns he doesn't have to manage his emotional vibrations perfectly in order to manifest his desires. And as a result, he manifest all of his wanted desires in one fell swoop! He is so happy to be in such a great position to teach what he knows to others that are willing to learn. He's taking his recently acquired 111 million and He's moving into his beautiful new house complete with music, private gym, indoor outdoor pool, and art studios. He knows his house will attract plenty of good looking half naked men with buff bodies desiring superficial friendships. Steve says it's a tough job, but someone has to do it so it might as well be him. Steve is truly happy to be alive! His next step is to find investments to get his money to work for him. Life is good and I love my silver Hummer!


::runmickey::runmickey::runmickey::runmickey::runmickey::runmickey::runmickey::runmickey::runmickey::runmickey::runmickey::runmickey

Last edited on Tue Dec 29th, 2009 02:56 pm by Chariot

Chariot
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 Posted: Wed Dec 30th, 2009 06:08 am
Laws of Universe finally understood. People are creating and uncreating desires instantly!

Richann
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 Posted: Wed Dec 30th, 2009 06:34 am
The concept of employment / jobs is obsolete.

When asked "What do you do?" people understand that to mean, for fun.

jonh21
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 Posted: Wed Dec 30th, 2009 06:53 am
Joy is the order of the day !
The era of conscious creators began !
Exponential Growth on all areas of life !
New and varied forms of intelligence created !
Allowing >

Leslie
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 Posted: Wed Dec 30th, 2009 06:58 am

This just in:
New MIT DNA Study Reveals Human Genome is Created from Non-Physical, Pure Positive, God-Force, Source, Love Energy

"That's who we are," remarks stunned microbiologist.

Follow-up studies being planned to examine the phenomenon labled Abe-us Forumus

Melba Toast
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 Posted: Wed Dec 30th, 2009 08:04 am
Social Scientists Say Best New Year's Resolution: Have Fun Now!*

Some Cancers Go Away on Their Own*
 

*actual news stories from this year's New York Times

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 Posted: Wed Dec 30th, 2009 01:33 pm
MINNESOTA VIKINGS ARE SUPER BOWL XLIV CHAMPS!

 

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songbird
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 Posted: Wed Dec 30th, 2009 10:38 pm
Just in....

Scientist reveal that money does, in fact,  grow on trees!!

 

ThankYouYes
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 Posted: Thu Dec 31st, 2009 02:42 am
::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL

Thank you ALL for the laughter and thrill bumps!!!  ::hearts

LaughingWolf/CourageousSun
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 Posted: Thu Dec 31st, 2009 03:49 am
Not Dead! Species Thought Extinct Has Been Spotted In Natural Habitat: 'Abe-sters Forumus'
New Evidence Suggests Aquatic Habitat

Previously thought to be extinct, members of the genus Abe-sters Forumus (sometimes pronounced Abrahamsters Forum-for-all-of-us) have been spotted off the coast of Half Moon Cay in the Bahamas.

Currently accepted hypothesis deem this clan to be an off-shoot one observed several months ago near Ketchikan, Alaska. Similar large, floating habitats and similar behaviors (such as clustering and other social behavior, baring of teeth combined with squinting of eyes, wiggling rhythmically for hours on end alternating with hours of rapt attention) indicate these clans are not very far apart on the evolutionary tree.


 


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 Posted: Thu Dec 31st, 2009 06:25 am
Crystal1515 wrote: relief wrote: Todays news:

...

Shane Watson scores 100!





Below is an actual news headline from today.


Watson brings up maiden Test ton off dropped catch

Shane Watson scored his 100 after having a catch dropped when he was on 99!

Ask and it is given baby!!!!!!! ::woohoo



HOW COOL IS THAT :beautiful:

In todays news: Some strange people have assembled on a strange forum who are constantly high on life.

They should be suffering........ like the rest of the population, but for some reason they are having fun??

And whats worse: they are all oblivious to the struggles of the world, they see the sun rising in the morning as "good news that trumps everything." They seem to LOVE all of their bad experiences what they refer to as "contrast."

They seem to be unusally "lucky" in their lives, and are surrounded by circumstances, events & opportunities daily, that most people wait years.

Whenever they say they want something, they get it! Its there! They get it so quickly & easily... Why are they so lucky? Its like they have mystical powers that defy the laws of probability!!!!

They seem to think that sex is good..............::chin


AND THE STRANGEST PART OF THESE PEOPLE IS THIS: When someone throws an insult at them they say: "Thankyou for your insult. Because after hearing your insult you made me expand into becoming more. And now that I have become more, I shall not focus on you, but I shall focus on the larger part of me that has expanded."::chinSuch strange folk...... 




::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL

Happy New Years everyone!!!!!


spurlark
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 Posted: Thu Dec 31st, 2009 06:38 am
Lamontikon, you are awesome! I love your FutureNow News! Such a fantastic idea!!:kiss:

BarryB
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 Posted: Thu Dec 31st, 2009 06:57 am
Aebrs Are Woredfnul!

Tihs wried cloetclion of polepe wohse Scorue hlais form the nopnhiycsal raed tihgns taht msot cosdiner inanse!

songbird
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 Posted: Fri Jan 1st, 2010 10:35 pm
Tahts funneeeey, bb,

::LOL


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